added 2007 Mon Jun 4 9:42:22 by ind06
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
added 2007 Sat Apr 21 13:30:40 by ind06
U.S. District Judge Lawrence Moron ruled that it is unconstitutional to not only recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools, but went one step further and said that "the word USA may be offensive to those who hate the word 'USA' and therefore, to please those folks, we will not allow the word 'USA' to be said in public schools anymore.&
U.S. District Judge Lawrence Moron ruled that it is unconstitutional to not only recite the pledge of allegiance in public schools, but went one step further and said that "the word USA may be offensive to those who hate the word 'USA' and therefore, to please those folks, we will not allow the word 'USA' to be said in public schools anymore.&
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 10:43:56 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: As the April 15th tax deadline nears, single man Terry Butler plans to go ahead and claim his family of tiny sea monkeys as a legitimate deduction.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: As the April 15th tax deadline nears, single man Terry Butler plans to go ahead and claim his family of tiny sea monkeys as a legitimate deduction.
added 2007 Wed Apr 4 11:31:55 by ind06
EARTH - It appears that despite all the worry and debate, global warming has once and for all been defeated by the use of thinner jackets. Millions have feared the coming planet-wide disasters that global warming could set in motion, but now it seems the issue is moot thanks to the discovery of thinner coats by Dr. Tanner Lewis of St. Louis, MO.
EARTH - It appears that despite all the worry and debate, global warming has once and for all been defeated by the use of thinner jackets. Millions have feared the coming planet-wide disasters that global warming could set in motion, but now it seems the issue is moot thanks to the discovery of thinner coats by Dr. Tanner Lewis of St. Louis, MO.
added 2007 Sun Apr 1 10:17:39 by ind06
You're so quick to judge me. You've tried me and convicted me according to your "laws," which are written, passed, and enforced by white males. While it is a fact that I fired the bullets (and swung the chair) that killed Mr. and Mrs. Patel and their four children, I am only a "murderer" from your limited Western point of view.
You're so quick to judge me. You've tried me and convicted me according to your "laws," which are written, passed, and enforced by white males. While it is a fact that I fired the bullets (and swung the chair) that killed Mr. and Mrs. Patel and their four children, I am only a "murderer" from your limited Western point of view.
added 2007 Sun Mar 4 12:03:45 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
added 2007 Sun Feb 18 11:12:53 by ind06
Pharmaceutical giant Naildge Amama this week was awarded FDA clearance to roll out its newest prescription wonder, Placebonol. This breakthrough drug boasts over a 30% cure rate across the board. The drug may be taken preventatively as a precaution against cancer, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, bowel irregularity, and male pattern baldness.
Pharmaceutical giant Naildge Amama this week was awarded FDA clearance to roll out its newest prescription wonder, Placebonol. This breakthrough drug boasts over a 30% cure rate across the board. The drug may be taken preventatively as a precaution against cancer, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, bowel irregularity, and male pattern baldness.
